I live in the USA and I am concerned about the future. I created this blog to share my thoughts on the economy and anything else that might catch my attention.
No worries, I've heard from a reliable source that Walmart, Target and CVS have opened up a joint investigation to determine who is sneaking into their stores taking the aloe out of their aloe!
Numerous U.S. security departments have said the crimes fits the profile of Russian aloe vera hackers.
Hahaha! Be careful when you rub the lack of aloe on the dead squirrel holder. Call me cynical, but fraud seems rampant. The squirrel might not be dead!! ;)
Note to self: Do not buy an egg cracker. Turns out you can crack eggs without it. Who knew? Hahaha!!!
Still trying to figure out why the cigarette-shaped pillow is a bad idea though. Is it because you can only buy them by the carton? Are the pillows heavily taxed? Do they cause cancer? Do they stink? Are they a fire hazard? *shrug shoulders*
I suppose it's really full of melamine instead?
ReplyDeleteIngredients include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space?
ReplyDeleteThanks for informing us Mark. I was going to waste my money rubbing that Aloe....less product on my dead squirrel beer holder.
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No worries, I've heard from a reliable source that Walmart, Target and CVS have opened up a joint investigation to determine who is sneaking into their stores taking the aloe out of their aloe!
ReplyDeleteNumerous U.S. security departments have said the crimes fits the profile of Russian aloe vera hackers.
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ReplyDeleteHahaha! Be careful when you rub the lack of aloe on the dead squirrel holder. Call me cynical, but fraud seems rampant. The squirrel might not be dead!! ;)
The Worst Things For Sale did not disappoint! Thanks for the heads up!!
Note to self: Do not buy an egg cracker. Turns out you can crack eggs without it. Who knew? Hahaha!!!
Still trying to figure out why the cigarette-shaped pillow is a bad idea though. Is it because you can only buy them by the carton? Are the pillows heavily taxed? Do they cause cancer? Do they stink? Are they a fire hazard? *shrug shoulders*
mab,
ReplyDeleteMy secret service says SPECTRE.
From Russia with Love? Woohoo! That's gotta be the missing aloe!!