Poll Results: How Should We Position Ourselves?

Let it not be said that I didn't at least try to put a happy face on the results.

Now would probably be a bad time to point out that the picture in the background belongs to all of us. It is a work of the United States government.

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This work is in the public domain in the United States because it is a work of the United States Federal Government under the terms of Title 17, Chapter 1, Section 105 of the US Code.

It would also probably be a bad time to point out why it was created (presumably in 2003).

CPSC, Avon Products Inc. Announce Recall to Repair Jack-In-the-Box Toys
Hazard: A spring mechanism attached to the lid can break and detach from the toy, posing a choking hazard to young children.

I refuse to let this end on a bad note though.

Propaganda
What lies behind us and lies before us are small matters compared to what lies right to our faces.

Really, it's perfect for everybody but Americans. Because we don't do that here.