Whiplash rally boosts Dow 125
Stocks finished sharply higher Friday in a whiplash rally that saw an early swoon, a big morning upswing that faded completely and then late buying that appeared seemingly out of nowhere.
Seeing as how the DJIA closed at 10,620.16 last Friday and closed today at just 10,193.39, there may indeed be an alternate description for today's rally. It's probably too early to say for sure though.
No cats were harmed during the making of this video.
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ReplyDeleteI was a game programmer. I had nothing to do with the making of Halo or Borderlands. I worked at neither company.
ReplyDeleteThis joke is getting old. It was funny at first but it is starting to wear on me.
I have to continually keep telling any new readers that I had nothing to do with these products.
"there may indeed be an alternate description for today's rally"
ReplyDeleteDeaf cat bounce?
watchtower,
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
"Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring content." - H.P. Lovecraft
Very sleek and fat did the cats appear, and sonorous with purring rock band content?
"Content" has multiple meanings and pronunciations! ;)