Andy's Anagram Solver
Fed Chairman: "Chard famine!"
Monetary Policy: "Playroom nicety?"
Quantitative Easing: "Squint? Naive? Agitate!"
Interest Rates: "Testes terrain!"
Money Supply: "Plump Yen? Soy!"
Treasury Bonds: "Sour bystander!"
Budget Deficit: "But... decide? Gift!"
Cumulative Trade Deficit: "Additive crime? Fluctuate!"
Consumer Credit: "Circus mode? Rent!"
Home Mortgage: "Egg? Ammo? Other!"
Unemployment: "Pun money melt!"
Crude Oil Prices: "Corpse ridicule!"
Exponential Growth: "Export ethanol wing!"
And lastly...
Illusion of Prosperity: "Fusion pill repository!"
This post inspired by a reader who emailed me "We cannot afford it" and its anagram "Daft, now fornicate!"
Too funny!
GYSC,
ReplyDeleteHere's a bonus one for you.
"Economic Disconnect: "Disco income connect!"
Well, your 1970s style investments (gold and silver) have certainly worked for the past few years, lol.
Stag,
ReplyDeleteCandy Mountain: "annuity mad con"
Don't say you weren't warned!
mab,
ReplyDeleteAngry Saver: "Navy gas err"
Oh oh.
OMG!
ReplyDeleteNow I wish I was not going on vacation, this looks like it coule be fun!
"Your anagrams are showing Dr. Lecter; Louis Friend, also known as ......"
ReplyDeleteStag,
ReplyDelete"apres moi les deluge" : "Pleasure so idle gem"
"financial collapse" : "Laconical lifespan"
"structured investment" : "Scum return vendettist"
You can't make this stuff up.
mab,
ReplyDeleteWOWZA!
Massive Fraud: "dam safe virus"
ReplyDeletePonzi Scheme: "men chop size"
Accounting Irregularities: "agriculture ignition scare"
Cooking the Books: "boogie stock honk"
Free Lunch: "lecher fun"
Timothy Geithner: "nighttime theory"
Ben Shalom Bernanke: "bank henbane morsel"
Black Henbane
Henbane can be toxic, even fatal, to animals in low doses. Its name dates at least to 1265. The origins of the word are unclear but "hen" probably originally meant death rather than referring to chickens.
The puzzle is all coming together quite nicely. Anagrams for the win! Sigh.
Made in China: "chain maiden"
ReplyDeleteAndromeda: The Chain Maiden (pdf)
King Cepheus consulted the Oracle of Ammon for a solution and the orcale told Cepheus that he had to sacrifice his daughter Andromeda if he wished to stop the slaughter. Left with no choice, poor Andromeda was punished for her mother's boast. She was chained to the rocks by the sea and left for the dreadful Cetus to devour.
It's not all bad!
The final ending is the same though – Andromeda is set free, marries Perseus and led a long, happy life together with six children.
We must be Perseus! We'll just keep importing goods made in China and they'll keep importing our US dollars! Woohoo!
P.S. We'll need those six children to pay off all of our debts!