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Thursday, March 19, 2015
Our Problems Are Patently Obvious
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But nothin' that a little extra lawyerin' can't fix!
I may be just a simple caveman lawyer, and this iPhone technology may frighten and confuse me, but what I do know is that my client is entitled to $3.7 trillion in punitive damages due to patent infringement.
You, sir, have libeled me. I would never take a swipe that does not rightfully belong to me. To suggest otherwise puts me in a state of complete and total emotional outrage, a state that my lawyer will prove beyond all reasonable doubt, is a condition that can never be fully healed.
I shall have justice. My lawyer shall meet your lawyer in the courts of honor, where I shall be seeking $750,000 for emotional distress.
There's a reason lawyers always shake hands at the end. They both just won. Legal confrontations are to decide if there are one or two losers between the clients.
A apple a day keeps google at bay.
ReplyDeleteRob Dawg,
ReplyDeleteThat got a serious chuckle out of me. :)
I may be just a simple caveman lawyer, and this iPhone technology may frighten and confuse me, but what I do know is that my client is entitled to $3.7 trillion in punitive damages due to patent infringement.
You takin' a -swipe- at me? You takin' a -SWIPE- at... ME?
ReplyDeleteYou, sir, have libeled me. I would never take a swipe that does not rightfully belong to me. To suggest otherwise puts me in a state of complete and total emotional outrage, a state that my lawyer will prove beyond all reasonable doubt, is a condition that can never be fully healed.
ReplyDeleteI shall have justice. My lawyer shall meet your lawyer in the courts of honor, where I shall be seeking $750,000 for emotional distress.
We should fo lunch afterwards. My treat.
There's a reason lawyers always shake hands at the end. They both just won. Legal confrontations are to decide if there are one or two losers between the clients.
ReplyDeleteNice, lol. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteI had noticed that even the "losing" lawyer gets paid.