CVS Goes Full Monty Python

July 17, 2015
CVS and Walmart Canada Are Investigating a Data Breach

“Nothing is more central to us than protecting the privacy and security of our customer information, including financial information,” Ms. Pensa said.

No one expects a data breach! Our chief protection is customer security... executive bonuses and customer security; two chief protections... executive bonuses, customer security, and profit margins! Er, among our chief protections are: executive bonuses, customer security, profit margins, and near fanatical devotion to $10 billion share buybacks! Um, I'll come in again...