Why Won't Europe Let Greece Pee?

July 23, 2015
Laws passed, Greece to open bailout talks as recession pushes goals further

In a sign of how the goal of coming to grips with the country's debt is swiftly sliding even further away, Greece's most influential think tank predicted a sharp drop back into recession.

Greece knows Greece needs to pee. You know Greece needs to pee. I know Greece needs to pee. Europe knows Greece needs to pee. So why isn't Greece allowed to pee? What's the point of postponing the inevitable?

April 24, 2015
Girl wets herself on live TV; reporter continues interview

A Mississippi reporter ignored a young interviewee’s insistence that she needed to go to the bathroom — and continued to grill the girl as she wet herself on live TV.



You might think this is funny, and maybe it is, but c'mon, we've all been close to the edge. Sometimes you just gotta pee.

Talking about it endlessly won't help. Trust me on this. The only thing that can really help is peeing.