August 3, 2015
Picky eating may point to mental illness
A bad experience with food could lead to anxiety when a child is given something else that is new and untrustworthy.
Yeah, because the last thing we want are children who become anxious when presented with untrustworthy things.
10 Things Every Child Needs to Know
1. Trust.
2. Obey.
3. Eat.
4. Be happy.
5. Respect authority.
6. Report suspicious activity.
7. Present papers when asked.
8. Answer all questions at checkpoints.
9. Submit to full body cavity searches when traveling.
10. Do not get in an unmarked black van or helicopter with stranger, unless driver or pilot has proper Homeland Security identification.
Listen up number five. Listen carefully. I had much higher hopes for you than the previous four but...
ReplyDeleteRob Dawg,
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
Q: Why do you have 11 children?
A: The knob goes to 11.
They need to vote for pre-screened, pre-selected, fully vetted and msm approved candidates!
ReplyDeleteThis list goes to 11! One more!
mab,
ReplyDeleteHa! It does go to 11!! ;)