Tuesday, August 4, 2015

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August 4, 2015
Greece needs wide debt relief to avoid permanent depression, thinktank warns

Greece’s economy will suffer fresh damage from the austerity measures demanded by its creditors and will remain stuck in permanent depression unless it receives substantial debt relief, one of the UK’s leading thinktanks has warned.

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4 comments:

  1. Rob DawgAugust 5, 2015 at 5:33 AM

    Comes individually wrapped in its own pristine currency for your safety.

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  2. Stagflationary MarkAugust 5, 2015 at 1:10 PM

    Tamper resistance is futile.

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  3. deariemeAugust 5, 2015 at 1:41 PM

    Permanent depression? I'll give you permanent depression! Our car has died and we are going to have to spend money replacing it. I hate spending money. (Except on beer and wine and food.) I'll be depressed for weeks. Still, we have recently received some free gin so not everything's bad.

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  4. Stagflationary MarkAugust 5, 2015 at 2:26 PM

    dearieme,

    Sorry to hear that your car died. Perhaps you can find something that can jusity the tens of thousands of dollars to replace it, like maybe that new car smell?

    I'm not helping, am I? :(

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