Monday, October 19, 2015

Quote of the Day

October 19, 2015
HONEYWELL CEO: 'This feels a lot different than it did in 2001 or 2008'

Additionally, Cote thinks the economy is better positioned if the slowdown persists.

This is your captain. Some of you may be wondering why we have chosen to fly at stall speed over the Rocky Mountains. Well, we took a vote up here in the cockpit. Of those not currently unconscious, 100% felt that the plane would be better positioned to handle any unexpected turbulence if we cut power to several of the engines. Please enjoy what's left of your flight!
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6 comments:

  1. Rob DawgOctober 19, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    As an aside the tower informed us the last time we landed that we didn't need to be refueled anymore as we can fly on our own.

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  2. Stagflationary MarkOctober 19, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Rob Dawg,

    Lucky us! Woohoo!

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  3. michaelOctober 20, 2015 at 10:14 AM

    This reminds me of the TV series lost in spece. "Danger Will Robinson, Danger"

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  4. AnonymousOctober 20, 2015 at 10:46 AM

    Yeah, I think this guy is right...

    It feels different this time.

    Janet's at the controls now and she realizes the altimeter has negative numbers on it.

    So, that makes things totally different.

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  5. Stagflationary MarkOctober 20, 2015 at 12:29 PM

    michael,

    Dr. Smith will save us all! ;)

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  6. Stagflationary MarkOctober 20, 2015 at 12:30 PM

    Anonymous,

    Hey, why does this crazy plane have a periscope?

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