October 8, 2015
The Onion: Nation’s Financial Advisors Recommend Capturing Magical Creature That Grants Wishes
“Far beyond budgeting or managing a portfolio of stocks and bonds, tricking one of these mystical beings into becoming one’s wish-granting servant is the most prudent, and frankly for most Americans, the most practical way of securing long-term solvency and a comfortable standard of living.”
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