Friday, May 22, 2009

Nothing to Worry About

Felix Salmon said it and I thought I would share. You feel much better now, don't you?

May 21, 2009

The US triple-A: Nothing to worry about

What’s more, S&P putting the UK on watch for a possible downgrade is a decision prompted by economic fundamentals. Any such move with the US, by contrast, would be entirely political, and in any event would say much more about S&P than it did about Treasuries.

Any downgrade to US debt would be entirely political? Not a bit of it would be due to economic fundamentals? Wow! That's sure a relief. I never would have guessed it. I'm going to be sleeping like a baby now. To think I was wasting all that time being worried. This is fantastic news.

Of course, I probably should not just take that on face value. When people tell me "not to worry" I really should use some hindsight to see if they've done it in the past, and if so, to see if it was actually good advice. This is especially important since most of my life savings are in the thing I'm being told not to worry about (US Government TIPS and I-Bonds).

November 21, 2007

Crisis Blogging: Beware of the Doomsayers

A system-wide financial crisis isn't impossible, of course: almost nothing is impossible. Almost any financial downturn, taken to its logical conclusion, can become a crisis. But in practice, in the developed world, that doesn't seem to happen.

Oh crap. That was said just before the official recession began. I'm not going to be sleeping well after all. I'll still be sleeping like a baby though. You know, waking up every few hours and crying.

Actually, all is not lost. Felix Salmon also wrote the following. Perhaps there is some hope.

September 11, 2007
What Is Ben Stein Smoking?

For it turns out that Stein is completely wrong, yet again: can anybody explain to me why this man still has his column?

I heckled Ben too, just one week earlier (and a few times since). Here's what I wrote in response to Ben Stein's "Anticipating All the Retirement Variables" article.

September 4, 2007
"Safe" is a happy word

Needless to say, hindsight shows that Ben Stein did not actually anticipate all the retirement variables. He missed a few. Let's see.

He missed the housing bubble variable entirely it seems.

There's that part where he trusted that Ben Bernanke wouldn't "allow the financial markets to seize up", how the "smart money never bets against the Fed", and "the Fed can create a literally infinite amount of liquidity". Is that three missed variables or just one? I'm trying to be fair here.

The "emerging-markets stocks I've been touting for so long" variable crashed the system, then promptly burned.

The "I was able to dispense some halfway-decent advice: Stay calm, keep invested, and keep buying" variable looks a bit like the square root of negative one to me. Not quite sure what to do with that one.

The "Annuities to the Rescue" variable somewhat backfired in a cloud of black smoke and grinding metal. AIG was sort of, kind of, in the annuity business and we all sort of, kind of, rescued it when the government stepped in. It might have something to do with the $62 billion quarterly loss that was the largest ever recorded by an American company.

The "I hope it doesn't turn around and bite my head off the way it did in the tech crash" variable was dead on the money though.

4 comments:

  1. Mark,
    I am not sure why you keep bringing attention to matters of national importance. We think you should stop blogging and go to the mall, get real;
    singed;
    The US government

    Kidding, LOVE this blog!

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  2. GYSC,

    Better stop or you'll tempt me into offering premium content!

    Would you be willing to pay twice as much as you currently do ($0.00 x 2) for double the sarcasm? This new economy math is bound to make us all bloody [and/or] rich someday! ;)

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  3. Mark,
    I would gladly pay the higher rate, or we can swap access to my site for yours (mine runs $0.00 a year, automatic renewel). Had to love the Obama line "Well, we are now out of money" this weekend. Too funny! That may throw another gold upswing in the way of me taking a new position.

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  4. GYSC,

    I was hoping for some serious deflationary pressure on your blog. Is there any way you'd consider lowering your prices from $0.00 just a bit? I'd be more than happy to lock it in permanently! ;)

    Admitting we are out of money is the first step to recovery. Aren't you somewhat concerned that gold was rising because we weren't admitting it?

    That being said, I expect higher inflation in the future. At some point!

    Gold's already nearly quadrupled in price from the bottom. That's pricing in a lot of inflation. If prices merely double in the next decade gold might have priced too much in. That being said, I doubt you would be in any immediate danger. If prices doubled in just 10 years, gold would no doubt be doing just fine (bubble).

    I do not think we're going to hyperinflate like Weimar Germany though (could be wrong of course). When I bought gold and silver in 2004, I told myself that I'd only sell it once. I sold in 2006 and it treated me extremely well. I'm done. Whatever happens, happens. I'm not chasing the price from here, no matter how tempting it may become.

    I imagined how scared of inflation I would have been in the late 1970s and just how wrong I would have been.

    I am still adding to my other hoards though! Good grief. Sams's Club is selling beef Progresso soup for just $6.31 for 8 cans. That's the cheapest I have EVER seen it, anywhere (on sale or otherwise). Years ago I thought I hit the motherload when it sold for $1 a can at Albertsons. Did the planet just discover how to grow cattle in petri dishes or something?

    Put another way, the gold to beef Progresso soup can ratio seems legendarily out of whack. In my mind, that tells me to hoard soup!

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