Monday, January 3, 2011

The Sarcasm Report v.77

December 29, 2010
Oil Poised to Rally Past $97 on Bullish Flag Breakout: Technical Analysis

Here's what technical analysis tells us with 100% certainty.

1. Oil may rise above $97.90.
2. Oil may rise to $97.90.
3. Oil may rise to $94.00.
4. Oil may fall to $90.60.
5. Oil may fall to $87.43.
6. Oil may fall below $87.43.

Don't let this technical analysis opportunity slip past you. It is not too late to invest accordingly.

4 comments:

  1. Stag,

    I paid $3.07/gal for regular gasoline last night. And as you can imagine, I can't wait to read about how large the bonus pool is on Wall Street this year.

    Bernanke inflates assets enabling Wall Streeters and CEO make a killing. The rest of us pay more for gas and other goods. What a system.

    GRRRRRRRR!

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  2. mab,

    ...I can't wait to read about how large the bonus pool is on Wall Street this year.

    The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Arnold H. Glasgow

    Arnold H. Glasgow clearly was not referring to nest eggs. Smash them. Smash them all. You too pension fund! You want some?

    Hammer Time

    What it is going to take in the '90s
    To burn the charts
    Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

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  3. Mr. T has the answer:
    Prediction......PAIN!

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  4. GYSC,

    Mr. T says, "persevere!" ;)

    He probably said that before the unemployment rate hit 9.8% though.

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