Monday, July 16, 2012

The Sarcasm Report v.165 (Musical Tribute)

July 16, 2012
Brewing Issue: What Beer Should the President Drink?

Let's assume for the moment that hard-hitting investigative journalism is not dead and that this truly is the most pressing issue of our time. If that is indeed the case, then I would suggest skipping beer entirely and heading straight to the liquor cabinet.

Everclear (alcohol)

In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed 190-proof Everclear as “the most alcoholic drink.”

Everclear - Wonderful


I close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels that make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
"Everything will be wonderful someday"

6 comments:

  1. I would prefer that our politicians make decisions that don't imply that they are mentally impaired (whether by alcohol, drugs, or natural inability, I leave to voters to determine).

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  2. Who Struck John,

    Here's hoping you get your wish!!

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  3. Hard hitting investigative journalsim?

    “Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.” - George Orwell

    "Official truth"!

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  4. mab,

    During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

    Viva la RevoluciĆ³n!

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  5. I think we may need to consider that the revolution was a failure here. I've been watching the MPs grill Diamond and now Tucker of the BoE. They seem significantly more on the ball than what passes for a legislator here.

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  6. fried,

    I think we may need to consider that the revolution was a failure here.

    It was a great success! We've already won! Hurray!

    Disclaimer: The criteria for absolute victory may be different within the comments of a Sarcasm Report.

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