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Bloomberg: No Evidence of Aloe Vera Found in the Aloe Vera at Wal-Mart, CVS
The aloe vera gel many Americans buy to soothe damaged skin contains no evidence of aloe vera at all.
One needs faith to detect aloe vera! Shun the nonbelievers!
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Friday: Employment Report, ISM Mfg, Construction Spending, Vehicle Sales
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6 comments:
I suppose it's really full of melamine instead?
Ingredients include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space?
Thanks for informing us Mark. I was going to waste my money rubbing that Aloe....less product on my dead squirrel beer holder.
By the way you might like the worst things for sale website if you have never been there.
No worries, I've heard from a reliable source that Walmart, Target and CVS have opened up a joint investigation to determine who is sneaking into their stores taking the aloe out of their aloe!
Numerous U.S. security departments have said the crimes fits the profile of Russian aloe vera hackers.
Anonymous,
Hahaha! Be careful when you rub the lack of aloe on the dead squirrel holder. Call me cynical, but fraud seems rampant. The squirrel might not be dead!! ;)
The Worst Things For Sale did not disappoint! Thanks for the heads up!!
Note to self: Do not buy an egg cracker. Turns out you can crack eggs without it. Who knew? Hahaha!!!
Still trying to figure out why the cigarette-shaped pillow is a bad idea though. Is it because you can only buy them by the carton? Are the pillows heavily taxed? Do they cause cancer? Do they stink? Are they a fire hazard? *shrug shoulders*
mab,
My secret service says SPECTRE.
From Russia with Love? Woohoo! That's gotta be the missing aloe!!
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