The Flat Earth Society
Becoming an associate member of the Society is free and is as simple as sending a postcard.
1. Thinking of sending a postcard? You may be crazy.
2. Actually sending a postcard? You may be bats%^t crazy.
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One Sign of Bats%^t Craziness
Schedule for Week of May 19, 2024
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1 comment:
Of course, sending a postcard does not prove bats%^t craziness. You could instead be bats%^t sarcastic. Joining a club which believes the earth is flat could certainly qualify.
"Oh, yes. I am an associate member because I truly believe. I sent the postcard knowing with 100% certainty that it would not curve as it traveled across the flat earth."
Don't forget to roll your eyes! ;)
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