Real Estate Newsletter Articles this Week: Existing-Home Sales Increased to
4.15 million SAAR in November
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At the Calculated Risk Real Estate Newsletter this week:
[image: Existing Home Sales]*Click on graph for larger image.*
• NAR: Existing-Home Sales Increase...
17 hours ago
4 comments:
Ask Elon Musk.
The 10 step perpetual motion plan to accumulate an infinite fleet of Tesla cars for free:
1. Use credit card to buy bitcoin.
2. Tesla buys bitcoin and drives price higher.
3. Sell bitcoin.
4. Repay credit card.
5. Buy Tesla stock with the leftover profits.
6. Post how well your plan is working on social media.
7. Watch Tesla stock soar as others do what you did.
8. Sell Tesla stock at a higher price.
9. Buy new Tesla car with cash.
10. Repeat.
Everybody wins! And wins! And wins! Once again, what could possibly go wrong? ;)
Step 9 should be Buy new Tesla car with bitcoin!
Already sold the bitcoin in step 3. However, since there is apparently never a bad time to buy bitcoin...
9a. Use cash to buy bitcoin back.
9b. Wait a few minutes so bitcoin can further appreciate.
9c. Buy a Tesla car with bitcoin!
Your way is definitely better! You’ll be able to buy a more expensive Tesla each time. ;)
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