Bunker Survival Guide (Humor)

Y2K Bunker Manual Excerpt

C) Takeover case

If TV reports effectively zero problems due to Y2K, use extreme caution. The chance of there being no actual Y2K bugs is so small that it's more likely that broadcast stations and local institutions have been taken over by forces of the United Nations New World Order, and that they are broadcasting fake propaganda tapes showing business as usual to control the population. If TV reports no Y2K problems, DO NOT BE FOOLED.

STAY IN YOUR BUNKER as long as your supplies will last with heavy rationing....

Oops. My bad. This was actually supposed to be humor, but hindsight is painting a somewhat different picture.

In 1999, those who sold stocks, hoarded gold, oil, and canned goods, entered their bunkers, and simply continued to stay there were called survivalists. 10 years later they are now called expert financial risk managers.

Go figure!