The Sarcasm Report v.76

3 investments that could rally in 2011

1. Precious metals

Precious metals could rally in 2011. They really could. It would be foolish to ignore 11 full years of solid backtesting.

2. Retailers

Retailers could rally in 2011. They really could. We didn't build all those American strip malls for nothin'. Don't let $90+ oil concern you. Load up!

3. Tech stocks

Tech stocks could rally in 2011. They really could. History clearly shows that you can never buy too many tech stocks. Which ones to buy though and in what ratio?

Apple: Valued at $43 for every man, woman, and child on this planet.
Google: Valued at $28 for every man, woman, and child on this planet.

Decisions, decisions.

So there you have it. Precious metals, retailers, and tech stocks could rally in 2011. Now you know.

There's no mention of the worst that could happen in 2011. But what are the odds of that?



I guess I should have seen that one coming.

What he says next is difficult to translate, lol.