The Sarcasm Report v.94

First some history.

June 20, 2010
The Sarcasm Report v.52

I present this small offering to the Sarcasm Gods.

I then quoted Jim Cramer.

I think that people don't think of Lenny as sophisticated, but I am telling you Bernie, that not only is he sophisticated but he's one of the great ones in this business. He's one of the great ones. - Jim Cramer

Now for an update.

April 15, 2011
Ex-MLB star Lenny Dykstra charged with bankruptcy fraud

Lenny Dykstra, who played for the New York Mets and Philadelphia Phillies during his career, was charged with bankruptcy fraud for allegedly selling items from his $18 million mansion in Southern California without permission Wednesday and was nabbed Thursday for grand theft. If convicted, the charge carries five years in prison.

Praise be to the Sarcasm Gods.