Humor!

My non-scientific poll is showing that humor is clearly in the #1 spot. I therefore refer to the experts!

Nameless Hurricane That Much More Terrifying

MIAMI—Thousands have already fled the popularly dubbed "Hurricane That Shall Not Be Named," to escape its destructive winds and chilling impersonality.

Senate Allocates $460 Billion For Big Labor Day Sales

WASHINGTON, DC—The Must Act Now Act authorizes the federal government to take full advantage of "sensational savings" on select and already-reduced merchandise.