Why Oil Is Permanently Trapped Between $30 and $50

May 1, 2016
Bloomberg Video: Why Oil Prices Aren't Headed Back to $30 a Barrel

April 29, 2016
CNBC: Sorry, but oil isn’t going to hit $50: Technical analyst

If you can't trust the financial headlines out of Bloomberg and CNBC simultaneously, then who can you trust?

Further, I want to calm the fears of the analyst apologizing for predicting that oil won't hit $50. Although I was really looking forward to $145 oil again (aren't we all!), I'll just have to find something else to waste my money on instead. I'm sure I'll think up something. No big deal.

EBAY: 1984 ELVIS PRESLEY "ALOHA HAWAII" WORLD DOLL 288 OF 750! LAST CHANCE!

$3,700.00

Just like oil, a bargain at any price! Woohoo! ;)