Speeding Motorcyclist Feels Little Impact from Latest Crash

July 28, 2015
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When asked how the motorcyclist felt about the future growth prospects of his beloved motorcycle career, he remained optimistic.

My hands weighed about 3 pounds, my emptied colon weighed 4 pounds, and my spleen weighed just half a pound. That means I only lost about 4 percent of my body weight. It's no big deal. There will be little to no change in my long-term strategy. Can I ask one favor before you leave though? Could you pass me a fresh colostomy bag?