May 5, 2015
CNBC: The billion-dollar unicorn trend is about to go global
Immigrants are hard workers by definition.
I had no idea that hard worker was the definition of immigrant, but it all makes sense now!
Although I was born in Washington State and have lived here all my life, it turns out that I was an immigrant for quite a few years. I then stopped being an immigrant and became a lazy bum. I have no desire to be reformed! I have no desire to work hard again! I like my new easy-going laid-back lifestyle! So down with immigration reform I say!
And whatever you do, don't even think of getting me started on the billion-dollar unicorn trend! You have no idea how close I am to going off on a mythical creature and Candy Mountain rant!
By definition, by definition means that the statement that is being made is a rewording or direct consequence of a definition of the thing being discussed.
However, in practice, the phrase by definition is carelessly used to make sloppy connections between ideas, while conveying the impression that this connection is an inherent requirement of the rules of logic and language.
If there is one thing I know with absolute certainty, it is that CNBC would never carelessly make sloppy connections between ideas! That's just crazy talk!
I heckle therefore I am, by definition. Hahaha! ;)
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