Monday, January 26, 2015

The Bulls in the China Shop

January 26, 2015
China Bull Market Masks Momentum Breakdown

Government efforts to cool the growth of margin loans have curbed one of the biggest drivers of the rally.

Urban Dictionary: Bull in a China Shop

What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.

But what if it is a hedge fund invested in a Chinese condom factory? Then what? Stay tuned for potential hilarity!


dearieme said...

I can remember the first time that my young daughter camped out at the bottom of our back garden. We wished her goodnight and retreated to the kitchen. After about ten minutes a small face appeared and enquired "Daddy, exactly how big is a hedgehog?"

Stagflationary Mark said...

Hahaha! :)

Rob Dawg said...

Poison spine or skin burrowing hedgehogs?

I have made a career of immunizing my progeny against fake terror. Just yesterday my youngest was herding a crop of little ones at the LA Museum. I got her to "suggest" that the stuffed animals had moved since the last time they looked.

Atlas said...

Love the comments

Anonymous said...

It is a prickly situation.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap this blog is hilarious.

Stagflationary Mark said...

I helped convince my friend/roommate in college that he'd look fantastic as a giant stuffed pink teddy bear for a halloween party. It was surptidingly effective if he leaned sgainst the wall snd remained motionless. The only give away was thst ut rested on sneakers, lol.

The downside was that all that dtuffing made it nearly unbearably hot. It was a resl stuffed animal and he was inside if it. The head was huge. Two toilet paper tubes let him barely see, lol.

The makeshift costume was a huge hit though!

Stagflationary Mark said...

(Still need practice typing on an iPhone clearly, lol.)

Stagflationary Mark said...

Thanks for all the comments!!