Markets Hammered (Musical Tribute)

You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this

My, my, my, my...

Housing hit us so hard
Makes me scream, "OMG!"
Thank you for shopping sprees
But a margin call and it repeats
It feels good? When your stocks are down?
A super bargain buy that turned facedown
And they ring the bell
Has bulls feelin' heat, but you can't sell

I sold your home boy (You can't sell this)
Yeah, that's where you're living and you know (You can't sell this)
Look at the buys, man (You can't sell this)
Yo, let me bust the f'd up housing (You can't sell this)

Fresh new cash, advance
You gotta like that, now you can refinance
So buy, before banks cheat
And lease pickups, don't be downbeat
While it's rolling, back up truck
Pump stocks a bit and sell them no, it's going up
Buy this, buy that
Sold in a heartbeat as they fall back
Sell them now, all is not well
And you're feeling beat, but you can't sell

Yo, I sold it (You can't sell this)
What you holding bagman? (You can't sell this)
Yo, rang the bell, market's not in, sucka (You can't sell this)

Banks sell debt, logarithms
But they sweat, as they are caving in now
Banks sold
You talking about hammered you just lookin' to borrow
That's hype, go light
Bankers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Check the tape, to learn
What's cash gonna take in the 70's to burn
The charts? Legit
You can't sell hard but you also can't quit

Absurd, because you're told...

You can't sell this
You can't sell this

Breaking now!
Stocks, hammer time!

Stocks in a funk, it is said
That if you can't prove earnings then you probably are dead
The Fed drop's cash from the air
Bust a few banks, fund investors in despair
This is "it", no more dinner
With no job and you're gonna get thinner
Quick, time to dump
Just for a minute let's all be like Donald Trump

Yeah (You can't sell this)
Took, man (You can't sell this)
You listened to hype, boy, before you sold (You can't sell this)
Rang the bell, market's back in (You can't sell this)

Breaking now!
Stocks, hammer time!

You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this

Breaking now!
Stocks, hammer time!

Every time you buy them
They're hammered after hyped
Going to the floor if interest rates are hiked
Now why would they ever, pretend all is well
Banks are taking homes that really just won't sell
They're clogged around the world, from London to the Bay
It's hammered, got hammered, really hammered, yeah hammered
And the stocks were sold today

You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this
You can't sell this