New Airline Travel Class Coming Soon!

First Class

Designed for the sophisticated customer, who has money to burn. It's an experience second to none!

Business Class

Designed for the business traveler, whose company has money to burn. It's an experience better than most!

Economy Class

Designed for the family customer, who barely has money for Disneyland. It's a hellish experience that will hopefully soon be forgotten!

Freight Class

Designed for the mostly spherical customer, who spent all his money at McDonald's. It's the most basic "just get me there, no questions asked" experience.

August 12, 2015
This airline is going to start weighing passengers before flight

Passengers will be asked to proceed through a weighing machine in the departure gate zone.