Two Icy Concoctions That Can Give Us Brain Freeze

SLURPEE

Slushy frozen carbonated beverage sold at 7‑Eleven stores

SZIRPIE

Sub Zero Interest Rate Policy Insanely Engineered

One of the two hasn't been invented. Yet.

Ever get the feeling that this economy requires constantly falling interest rates in order to keep the party going? Yeah, me too. I first started thinking about it in 2004. Sigh.