Quote of the Day

August 11, 2015
No China blame; 'flat is the new up': Goldman's Kostin

And while it might signal how desperate China has become after reporting a drop in exports of 8 percent, it doesn't exactly spell disaster for U.S. companies, according to Goldman Sachs Chief Equity Strategist David Kostin.

Doesn't exactly spell disaster? I can work with that.

Diasster

Awesome. It's got ass in it. Now we just need to find unsophisticated investors willing to be the butt of the joke. Hahaha!



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