December 4, 2016
If you can bet on one thing in this world, bet on this: Gartman
"Clearly we were wrong in selling crude oil short the day before the OPEC meeting," the editor and publisher of The Gartman Letter wrote Thursday.
Okay, so what's the next bet? I'm looking to recoup my gambling losses!
"If you can bet on one thing in this world, bet on a mother's love, and bet on the fact that OPEC cheats," he said in a recent interview on CNBC's "Futures Now."
Dammit. I'm supposed to bet on one thing but there are actually two things. Is this some sort of ongoing trick to separate me from my money?
Choices, choices. That's it. I'm going all in on this mystery mother.
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