Sunday, May 21, 2017

The Sarcasm Report v.278

There has never been a better time to invest in Sears!

May 21, 2017
Business Insider: Sears' CEO blames the media for company's decline — but his obsession with Wall Street set it up for failure

Sears spun off its Lands' End brand to investors in 2014 and is exploring "alternatives" that could include sales of Kenmore appliances and Craftsman tools.

If Sears can sell Craftsman tools for $900 million just 1,111 more times, then we'll be looking at the world's first department store trillion dollar company!

March 9, 2017
BREAKING: Stanley Black & Decker Acquires Craftsman Brand from Sears

Stanley Black & Decker announced today that it successfully completed its purchase of the Craftsman Brand from Sears Holdings Corporation.

Most CEOs would find it nearly impossible to sell-off a brand more than once, but Eddie Lampert has my complete confidence!


mab said...

It's like deja vu all over again and again!

Rob Dawg said...

Trading altitude for airspeed.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Let's dispel with this fiction that Eddie Lampert doesn't know what he's doing.

TJandTheBear said...

There's a new head of household, and her name is River!

The life you knew before is gone. ;-)

Stagflationary Mark said...

The new life is better. :)