Monday, July 16, 2012

The Sarcasm Report v.165 (Musical Tribute)

July 16, 2012
Brewing Issue: What Beer Should the President Drink?

Let's assume for the moment that hard-hitting investigative journalism is not dead and that this truly is the most pressing issue of our time. If that is indeed the case, then I would suggest skipping beer entirely and heading straight to the liquor cabinet.

Everclear (alcohol)

In 1979, the Guinness Book of World Records listed 190-proof Everclear as “the most alcoholic drink.”

Everclear - Wonderful

I close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels that make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
"Everything will be wonderful someday"


Who Struck John said...

I would prefer that our politicians make decisions that don't imply that they are mentally impaired (whether by alcohol, drugs, or natural inability, I leave to voters to determine).

Stagflationary Mark said...

Who Struck John,

Here's hoping you get your wish!!

mab said...

Hard hitting investigative journalsim?

“Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed: everything else is public relations.” - George Orwell

"Official truth"!

Stagflationary Mark said...


During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

Viva la RevoluciĆ³n!

fried said...

I think we may need to consider that the revolution was a failure here. I've been watching the MPs grill Diamond and now Tucker of the BoE. They seem significantly more on the ball than what passes for a legislator here.

Stagflationary Mark said...


I think we may need to consider that the revolution was a failure here.

It was a great success! We've already won! Hurray!

Disclaimer: The criteria for absolute victory may be different within the comments of a Sarcasm Report.