Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.9

Quantitative Oil Easing - Infinity

The Fed announced today that it will be buying up the world's oil supply before the next country does and will continue doing so until the economy improves.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Give it some thought. Let it sink in.

Genius!!

I have no idea why the government doesn't come to me for solutions. I'm full of them!

September 14, 2012
QE-Infinity: Poking Holes in Bernanke's Logic

As the old saying goes: "Rome wasn't built in a day" -- and neither was its economy. It would seem wiser to finish taking our bitter medicine now and let the market recover more naturally over time. But we don't and we won't, because our leaders have become addicted to a false sense of prosperity. We all know "there ain't no such thing as a free lunch" -- but printing money from thin air gives us the illusion that there is; and, unfortunately, the prevailing mentality at the Fed seems to be that the bubbles must be reflated at any cost.

I'm a believer in the illusion of prosperity. There's something about that paragraph that makes me question my beliefs though. Here's the crazy part. The answer to that question appears to be a resounding yes, lol. Sigh.

See Also:
Solutions to All of Our Problems!
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.2
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.3
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.4
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.5
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.6
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.7 (Musical Tribute)
Solutions to All of Our Problems! v.8

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