Friday, September 20, 2013

Red Lobster in Mourning (Musical Tribute)

September 20, 2013
Revamps for Olive Garden, Red Lobster fall flat

Despite the moves, sales fell 4 percent at Olive Garden restaurants open at least a year in the latest quarter. The figure was down 5.2 percent at Red Lobster, where the company added more non-seafood options to attract a broader audience. Darden has blamed its troubles on a variety of factors, including more cautious spending by consumers.

Red Lobster at night
Investor's delight
Red Lobster in mourning
Investor's warning



This post inspired by Watchtower in the comments found here.

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3 comments:

Stagflationary Mark said...

The figure was down 5.2 percent at Red Lobster, where the company added more non-seafood options to attract a broader audience.

Genius! All they need now is a name change so that future customers will know what to expect. I suggest:

Red Lobster and Stuff

mab said...

I love the smell of lobster in the morning. It smells like napalm.

Some day this war is gonna end.

Maybe they should change the name to Dog Fish!

Stagflationary Mark said...

mab,

Dog Fish Now!

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