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Amazon sells a 12-count of 5-Hour Energy for $18.78.
That's 157 cents per dose to be kept awake for 5 hours.
Amazon sells a 600-count of diphenhydramine for $9.02.
That's 1.5 cents per dose to be kept asleep for 5 hours.
1. Is being kept awake really worth 100x what being kept asleep is worth?
2. Or do people just love the sensation of 2 ounces of sucralose sweetened liquid hitting the back of the throat?
Just leading questions, your honor!
A free 5-hour Energy Drink has been sitting on our kitchen counter for months. That's probably the closest I will ever come to drinking one. No joke.
And don't even get me started on paying the $2.99 they'd want for one dose displayed near the cash registers of local stores. Money must grow on trees for some people.
December 2006: Tanta joined CR!
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CR Note: On vacation. I will return on Tuesday, October 21st. (If I don't
get lost!)
In December 2006, my friend Doris "Tanta" Dungey started writing for
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3 comments:
> 1. Is being kept awake really worth 100x what being kept asleep is worth?
The passengers on my late uncle's bus would say so. God rest their souls.
> And don't even get me started on paying the $2.99 they'd want for one dose displayed near the cash registers of local stores.
Anything between the clearance bakery table and the SNAP card reader at checkout is a rip-off. Except, of course, the World Weekly News!
Rob Dawg,
Eternal slumber for the win?
The World Weekly News? A bargain at any price!
Hahaha!!!
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