Friday, November 30, 2007

Laser-Faire Economics

Laser-Faire Economics
Laser-Faire is an economics theory devised a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away by the Dark economist Adam Sith. The theory postulates that all economic relationships must involve lasers in some way, and that invisible hands power the driving Force of economic booms and recessions.

Variants

Lazy-Faire Economics
Known as "less is fair." An economist who never got around to writing a nine hundred-page thesis on economics developed this system, but his idea still lives on to this day. It involves "just going with it" and "stop worrying." This was an extremely effective form of economy in the late 90's as its main tenant was "no rules for anything, ever." The system collapsed with the election of George W Bush who used it just as intended, but perhaps a bit too much.


Post inspired by a "lazy faire" comment left by abby something.

2 comments:

abby normal said...

Lassy faire Invisible paws
Laissez fairies Invisible hands in the invisible world
Lacy faire Invisible hand gets risque
Laissez fires Smoky takes a holiday

Stagflationary Mark said...

Faire des châteaux en Espagne!
Faire son beurre!
Préjudice!
Avoir la trouille!
Préjudice!
Avoir la trouille!

I don't know French, but can pretend I do thanks to the power of the Internet.

http://french.about.com/library/bl-ultralingua.htm

Translation:

Build castles in the air!
Make money!
Material loss!
Be afraid!
Material loss!
Be afraid!