Thursday, March 19, 2015

Our Problems Are Patently Obvious

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But nothin' that a little extra lawyerin' can't fix!

Source Data:
U.S. Patent Statistics Summary


Rob Dawg said...

A apple a day keeps google at bay.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Rob Dawg,

That got a serious chuckle out of me. :)

I may be just a simple caveman lawyer, and this iPhone technology may frighten and confuse me, but what I do know is that my client is entitled to $3.7 trillion in punitive damages due to patent infringement.

Rob Dawg said...

You takin' a -swipe- at me? You takin' a -SWIPE- at... ME?

Stagflationary Mark said...

You, sir, have libeled me. I would never take a swipe that does not rightfully belong to me. To suggest otherwise puts me in a state of complete and total emotional outrage, a state that my lawyer will prove beyond all reasonable doubt, is a condition that can never be fully healed.

I shall have justice. My lawyer shall meet your lawyer in the courts of honor, where I shall be seeking $750,000 for emotional distress.

We should fo lunch afterwards. My treat.

Rob Dawg said...

There's a reason lawyers always shake hands at the end. They both just won. Legal confrontations are to decide if there are one or two losers between the clients.

Stagflationary Mark said...

Nice, lol. Sigh.

I had noticed that even the "losing" lawyer gets paid.