May 3, 2000
The Onion: American People To Live Happily Ever After
And everyone will have the enchanted carriage of their dreams, and an enchanted 401K plan for retirement, and there will be a great, delicious feast every day, and everyone will be pretty and happy. And above them, the great winged Dow-Bird will soar ever higher, and the power of his magical flight will make these things happen.
Oh, sure. There were a few bumps along the way. That's all behind us now though. We can finally look forward to living happily ever after. Praise be to the great winged Dow-Bird!
Wednesday: Architecture Billings Index
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[image: Mortgage Rates] Note: Mortgage rates are from MortgageNewsDaily.com
and are for top tier scenarios.
Wednesday:
• 7:00 AM ET, The Mortgage Bankers A...
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2 comments:
Candy effin Mountain!
mab,
Got kidney?
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