Breaking News: The Fed Is on Hold Until at Least 2015!

You heard it here first!

October 5, 2015
Reuters: Wall St. rises as Fed seen holding off rate hike till 2015

2015? Seriously? Step aside Nostradamus! There's a new fortune teller in town!

I'm guessing this headline gets fixed soon. Too bad. This mainstream prediction is the first "sure thing" I've seen since starting this blog. Hahaha! :)

Update:

(This story corrects headline to say "2016" not "2015")

Party poopers! ;)