Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The Sarcasm Report v.247

October 7, 2015
Cramer on Yum earnings: ‘This is inexplicable’

CNBC's Jim Cramer said Wednesday he is baffled by Yum Brands' latest earnings miss.

If this was a drinking game and you had to drink a shot of Vodka every time something baffled Jim Cramer, then just think how sober you might be!

That's assuming you still have a functional liver after his "Winners of the New World" article back in 2000, of course. ;)


dearieme said...

Our new (new = 10 years old) vehicle has a turbocharged diesel engine. We hope to gain from the VW scandal if the price of diesel fuel falls in Europe. It's an ill wind.

We bought the 10 year old because it predated the current diesel regs. We were wiser than we knew.

Rob Dawg said...

Wait until the owners get their ride back after being detuned. Go long aftermarket chip burners.

Stagflationary Mark said...

dearieme & Rob Dawg,