October 8, 2015
The Onion: Nation’s Financial Advisors Recommend Capturing Magical Creature That Grants Wishes
“Far beyond budgeting or managing a portfolio of stocks and bonds, tricking one of these mystical beings into becoming one’s wish-granting servant is the most prudent, and frankly for most Americans, the most practical way of securing long-term solvency and a comfortable standard of living.”
April 26th COVID Update: Hospitalizations at Pandemic Low!
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[image: Mortgage Rates]Note: Mortgage rates are from MortgageNewsDaily.com
and are for top tier scenarios.
*It is likely that we will see pandemic lows for...
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