What if we combine stagflation, horse technology, the Internet, and the very best of retail?
Is it a safe investment? You bet!*
Not only will we have the same ticker symbol as the SEC, we will also have the same mission statement.
The mission of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is to protect investors, maintain fair, orderly, and efficient markets, and facilitate capital formation.
We'll be concentrating on that capital formation part.
The world of investing is fascinating and complex, and it can be very fruitful.
As founder, I pledge that Stag-E-Coach will promise to be one of the most fascinating and complex investments ever devised by man!
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* We accept bets only during stock market hours. We cannot assume liability for bets that are unsuccessfully entered during stock market hours. Only bets confirmed are accepted. To bet on margin, you must first deposit enough cash to meet the initial margin requirement. If your balance falls below the maintenance requirement, we can issue a margin call requiring you to deposit more cash.
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