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What if we combine stagflation, horse technology, the Internet, and the very best of retail?
Stag-E-Coach
Is it a safe investment? You bet!*
Not only will we have the same ticker symbol as the SEC, we will also have the same mission statement.
SEC
The mission of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is to protect investors, maintain fair, orderly, and efficient markets, and facilitate capital formation.
We'll be concentrating on that capital formation part.
The world of investing is fascinating and complex, and it can be very fruitful.
As founder, I pledge that Stag-E-Coach will promise to be one of the most fascinating and complex investments ever devised by man!
Stag-E-Coaches are the ultimate investment vehicles!
Just add warm water and it comes back again instantly.
* We accept bets only during stock market hours. We cannot assume liability for bets that are unsuccessfully entered during stock market hours. Only bets confirmed are accepted. To bet on margin, you must first deposit enough cash to meet the initial margin requirement. If your balance falls below the maintenance requirement, we can issue a margin call requiring you to deposit more cash.
Weekly Initial Unemployment Claims Decrease to 213,000
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The DOL reported:
In the week ending November 16, the advance figure for *seasonally adjusted
initial claims was 213,000*, a decrease of 6,000 from the pre...
2 hours ago
9 comments:
Well I want unlimited margin so count me out. What a scam :)
GYSC,
We can easily provide you with unlimited margin!*
So don't go! Reconsider!!!
* You must first deposit unlimited cash.
* You must first deposit unlimited cash.
Freaking fine print, I was ready to go there until the end.
Makes me think of an old scholl public service commercial they used to run here about eating cheese. At one point the character says, I am so hungry I could eat a wagon wheel! You gotta post this maybe I will too:
http://tinyurl.com/2gm35e
OMG, the memories.
GYSC,
That DOES bring back memories!
I've added a similar video to this post.
We all need to take part in the gravy train!
gravy train with biscuit wheels
She does absolutely nothing all day and gets paid for it. That is definitely a Gravy Train with Biscuit Wheels.
Is it wrong to get hungry watching that video???? Not to be weird but....
Is it wrong to get hungry watching that video????
No. I would suspect that you'd just be one of many. :(
February 18, 2011
Food fund promise unfulfilled
The program has so far garnered less than $1 billion in pledges, and of that only $367 million has been paid. A U.S. pledge of $475 million has gone largely unfulfilled, with Congress stripping all but $66 million of the proposed funding, according to U.S. and program officials. Major European nations - still strained by the recent recession - have yet to contribute to the fund, and fast-growing emerging market nations such as China and Brazil are also absent from the donor list, according to program documents.
Dear Mr. Stag-E-Coach:
I have recent come into a very large sum,unlimited cash. I need your help with spending unlimited cash. Please send me cashier check for very large processing fee of 50,000 US dollar. Will disburse unlimited cash upon receipt of your processing fee.
Your trusted partner in e-commerce,
nanuteawantaunlimitedcash
nanute,
Nanuteworth?
You have unlimited cash but I need cash now! ;)
That as is classic...notice how it suggests the chunks are meat, but never ever comes out and says that...
red chunks....of steak?
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