Saturday, December 13, 2014

Puppies! (Musical Tribute)

The following chart shows the 12-month moving average of pet care services employment divided by child day care services employment.


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In most of our America
There's a growing feeling of utopia
Conditioned to respond to all the treats
Of these exceedingly low rates, which can turn up heat
Alan Greenspan said he would bury you
With cash in hand since the jobs were few
It seemed like such an ignorant thing to do
But the puppies loved their rawhide chews

How could I save my little dogs?
From Ben Bernanke's cash flow bog?
There is a monopoly in central banks
The economy grows and then it tanks
We share the same psychology
Regardless of genealogy
His bones were thrown and we pursued
Ben knew the puppies love his rawhide chews

There is an historical lack of sense
To put the debt in the hands of these miscreants
There is this thing called a tug of war
It's a game we play again once more
Janet Yellen says she will protect you
With cash in hand since the jobs are few
Her bones are thrown and we pursue
I hope the puppies love their rawhide chews

We share the same psychology
Regardless of genealogy
Why might dogs hoard? Here's a clue
Is if the puppies love their rawhide chews

Source Data:
BLS: CES Databases

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