Saturday, June 6, 2015

Yellen's Interest Rate Risk (Musical Tribute)



A goddess who liked to be on top
Debt burning with no one to blame
A bubble of junk bonds and stocks
And Yellen was her name

She popped it
Like Greenspan, she popped it

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

Her weapon was her rising rates
Making employees mad
Black as a dark knight she was
Same horse Bernanke had

Wow!

She popped it
Like Greenspan, she popped it

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh

She popped it
Like Greenspan, she popped it

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

Well, she's your Yellen
And you're fired
At her desire

1 comment:

Stagflationary Mark said...

Let's hope she's smarter than both Greenspan and Bernanke when it comes to raising interest rates. It's certainly possible. The bar is set pretty low, lol. Sigh.

Otherwise, she'll probably end up as Time Magazine's Person of the Year for navigating us through the next financial crisis (if we're lucky).