Thursday, May 26, 2022

The Sarcasm Report v.290

May 26, 2022
Gizmodo: California Startup Raises $13 Million to Harvest Platinum From Asteroids

Tempting investment idea, but wouldn't it be better to invest just 442 bitcoin (at $29,420 each) to harvest more bitcoin right down here on earth?

If there's one thing this world really needs, it's even more cryptocurrency.

3 comments:

Who Struck John said...

Platinum at least has industrial uses. Bitcoin's main uses are money laundering, capital flight, and criminal finance.

Stagflationary Mark said...

And then there’s Luna.

Pessimist says, “Lunacy’s the future.”
Optimist hears, “Luna sees the future!!!”

Anonymous said...

Now that they are flush with cash, you should give them a call and offer to sell them your platinum eagles (at a nice premium of course). It’d probably be the only platinum they ever get.