Friday, September 30, 2022
The Exponential Path to Dystopia
The two trend lines can be traced back to where they meet. The year was roughly 1971. Doubt it's a coincidence. I'm tempted to say that falling off of the gold standard is when the illusion of long-term prosperity truly began. Kind of makes me feel like a prosperity chart archeologist.
As disturbing as that is, I'm not done yet. Note that:
1. Bad things often happen when we move towards the troughs.
2. We've been moving towards a trough lately.
3. Very bad things have been happening lately.
4. Should we ultimately reach the next trough, there's still a very long way to go.
Thursday, September 29, 2022
Trading Update
I intended to hold for many years, but what a difference a year makes. When I bought, the 10-year TIPS yielded -1.01%. Today, it yields +1.39%. I must admit that I never saw that coming. It's a game changer, at least temporarily, if nothing else.
That's not the main reason why I sold though. I needed to sell something in order to pay ongoing expenses. My choices were TIPS outside my retirement account, I-Bonds, EE-Bonds, and these coins.
I don't want to sell anything that would push up my income this year, because I still qualify for the health insurance subsidy of the Affordable Care Act. I also don't want to sell things that are generating inflationary gains with inflation running so hot.
So, as much as it pains me, the coins had to go (and some I-Bonds too, soon). At least I can put the capital loss to very good taxation use thanks to my other investments tied directly to inflation.
Not the first difficult selling choice I've had to make. Won't be the last. TIPS generate plenty of inflationary gains but not all that much current income, savings bonds generate no income until cashed out, but the ongoing expenses continue to mostly come at night, mostly.
Thursday, May 26, 2022
The Sarcasm Report v.290
Gizmodo: California Startup Raises $13 Million to Harvest Platinum From Asteroids
Tempting investment idea, but wouldn't it be better to invest just 442 bitcoin (at $29,420 each) to harvest more bitcoin right down here on earth?
If there's one thing this world really needs, it's even more cryptocurrency.
Tuesday, August 31, 2021
VPU Performance v.008
Months Elapsed: 8
Total Growth: 12.80%
Annualized Growth Rate: 19.81%
Distribution Yield (TTM): 2.80%
This isn't a sustainable growth rate. There is risk here, especially if inflation isn't transitory and yields don't continue to decay over the long-term. That said, I'm still comfortable holding it.
I did sell about half of my VPU position this month to buy BTI, MO, PM, and VZ. As a group, I'm up 0.66% on those. Would be doing better if I had not overweighted BTI and VZ. No plans to change course though. Feel good about the allocation.
And lastly, also bought platinum Eagles this month. On the one hand, it would cost 3.27% extra to buy them now. On the other hand, I would lose 3.67% if I sold them now. Still fighting the ~7% round trip spread. That was a tough long-term call. Could have bought a platinum fund that charges 0.5% per year instead. I therefore need to hold at least 14 years to make holding the coins the better choice. As an added bonus, holding platinum coins in one's hand beats holding a paper IOU, especially if there comes a time when many paper IOUs become worthless.
Saturday, August 7, 2021
Trading Update II
They say that past performance is not necessarily indicative of future returns. I hope that's true of platinum. Those who bought platinum 15 years ago are not only still underwater but have clearly not kept up with inflation. I'm speculating that I do better. And if not, at least I'll have a small collection of premium paperweights to serve as reminders of my bottom-fishing folly.
This is neither investing nor speculating advice.
Wednesday, June 2, 2021
Bitcoinfinger Movie Idea
Bitcoinfinger: Who mentioned anything about removing it?
...
James Bond: I apologize,
Bitcoinfinger: I conservatively estimate
Monday, April 5, 2021
Mining Productivity Miracle
Bagger 293
Bagger 293 is 96 metres (314.9 feet) tall (Guinness World Record for highest terrestrial vehicle, shared with Bagger 288). It is 225 metres (738.2 feet) long (same as Bagger 287), weighs 14,200 tonnes (31.3 million pounds), and requires five people to operate.
At what point are these fully-automated and/or self-replicating?
Wednesday, March 10, 2021
M2 and Interest Rates
The M2 money supply is growing exponentially. The 10-year Treasury yield has been decaying exponentially. Ignoring volatility, the end result has pretty much been a constant for 40 years. Behold the power of falling off the gold standard.
Although correlation doesn't imply causation, I don't believe this is a coincidence. Deep down, I think we all know what would happen to our economy if interest rates rose to 10%. Saying that it would not be pretty would be an understatement.
Those expecting interest rates to increase because the money supply has suddenly increased may be very disappointed. To support my belief, why would banks raise interest rates to attract more deposits when they are already flooded with deposits?
As a side note, should we be worried that the chart has become more volatile over the past 20 years?
Nothing lasts forever.
Sunday, January 24, 2021
World War ZIRP
This chart shows money with zero maturity as a fraction of GDP.
1. Over the long-term, I fully expect to see this ratio continue to climb. We know that MZM will continue to climb. The only real question is how fast GDP climbs relative to it. Over the short-term (Q3 2020), GDP is currently winning, as some parts of our economy are rebounding from the pandemic. Over the long-term, I don’t think GDP has any hope of winning though. It’s competing with, in Ben Bernanke’s words, "a technology, called a printing press, that allows it to produce as many dollars as it wishes at essentially no cost."
2. Will more dollars mean more consumer price inflation? Over the short-term, maybe. Pent-up demand may need to work through the system. Over the long-term, I doubt it. And when I say long-term, I only mean in my lifetime. And I’m getting old.
3. As seen in the chart, the rising interest rate problem of the 1970s wasn’t due to too many dollars relative to GDP. Quite the contrary. Those expecting a return to the 1970s need to understand this. I can sympathize with the theory, since I do have stagflationary in my name. However, banks only pay higher interest when they need to attract more deposits. Banks are not charities. Expecting banks to pay much higher interest rates when they are already flooded with money makes little sense to me.
4. Flooding banks with money isn’t just happening in the United States. It’s happening all over the world. As a saver, other than a modest investment in savings bonds each year, there’s nowhere relatively safe left to hide. Think of it as a monetary pandemic. The first outbreak was in Japan. None of us were immune. We’re all infected now. There is no cure. It is way too late for monetary vaccinations.
5. So, cash is trash. Right? Not so fast. It is my belief that the monetary leaders of every country know that we are all spending above our means. No monetary leader wants the inevitable collapse to happen on their watch. There’s no way out for them either. So, what do they need in order to delay the eventual outcome? ZIRP and low inflation. In theory, ZIRP allows nearly infinite borrowing for everyone at essentially no cost, especially for loans that have interest only payments. Low inflation stops people from hoarding goods. Need both, just like Japan. That’s the only solution there seems to be. When in a hole, dig deeper. A deeper hole is a horrible solution for future generations, of course.
6. Will we see 40 year mortgages in my lifetime? Yes. We’ve seen the duration of auto loans increase. Why not loans on homes? Anything is possible in a world with century bonds. Pretend and extend!
7. I kind of joke. 40-year mortgages are already available. I’m still alive. Yes!
8. This is why I have embraced interest rate sensitive utilities, even as some believe that utilities are in a bubble. If I’m wrong on interest rates, then I’ll be wrong on utilities. It mostly comes down to where interest rates are headed over the next decade or so. I’m sleeping okay since the decision to buy utilities in December. At the very least, ignorance is bliss.
9. Anyone who knows with certainty where we are headed is a fool. We’ve never been in this situation before. Historical data isn’t much more useful than tea leaves. That’s especially true of historical data before we fell off the gold standard. What should the P/E of the stock market be in a world potentially trapped in ZIRP long-term? Perhaps we’ll find out in hindsight. After all, today’s data is tomorrow’s historical data. And so on.
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
How to Lose 21% in Just 9 Trading Days Gambling on Surging Silver Stocks
Yahoo Finance: 6 Surging Silver Mining Stocks to Buy as Fed Maintains Rates
Flaunting a Zacks Rank #1 or #2 and a Momentum Style Score of ‘A’ or ‘B’ the following stocks are marching ahead, and still appear to have plenty of upside potential left. Further, these companies have been seeing positive interest from analysts of late.
Silver Standard Resources Inc.
Price then: $13.39
Price now: $10.78
Net loss: 19.5%
Pan American Silver Corp.
Price then: $18.46
Price now: $15.84
Net loss: 14.2%
Endeavour Silver Corp.
Price then: $5.59
Price now: $4.48
Net loss: 19.9%
First Majestic Silver Corp.
Price then: $12.66
Price now: $9.02
Net loss: 28.8%
Tahoe Resources Inc.
Price then: $14.20
Price now: $11.24
Net loss: 20.8%
Fortuna Silver Mines Inc.
Price then: $7.99
Price now: $6.28
Net loss: 21.4%
Average net loss: 21%
A strong price increase implies robust demand for the stock, which is often triggered by either a good earnings performance or some positive news, which may further boost the stock price.
Behold the power of Yahoo Finance, Zacks, surging stocks, strong price increases, robust demand, sure things, and silver mining diversification to enhance your net worth!
Thursday, July 21, 2016
The Sarcasm Report v.258
USA Today: Gold may not be as safe of a haven as you thought
But history provides equally little assurance that gold will do well when bonds do poorly. In all months over the last four decades in which bonds fell, for example, gold fell as often as it rose — just as it did in the case of stocks. And the same was true for those months in which both stocks and gold fell.
Gold fell as often as it rose for those months in which both stocks and gold fell?
If true, gold is a much safer haven than I thought. ;)
Wednesday, July 20, 2016
Amazon: With Great Power Comes Little Responsibility
Birkenstock quits Amazon in US after counterfeit surge
For example, Amazon commingles inventory from distributors at its fulfillment centers, so authentic products and fakes can get mixed together.
Amazon better get a handle on the counterfeit problem. Commingling is definitely not the solution.
I recently paid full price for two Playstation 3 controllers to replace ones that failed (due to excessive use as a gamer). I wanted to buy on Amazon for the convenience and the better price but did not trust the product they are selling.
Amazon: PlayStation 3 Dualshock 3 Wireless Controller (Black)
Although it averages 4 stars, take a look at the 13% who rated it 1 star (which I always read before making a purchase). There is a common theme.
Be wary of fakes!!
I've taken apart both this controller and a genuine Dualshock 3 controller, and the innards are vastly different as well.
Meanwhile, over at Best Buy...
Best Buy: Sony - DualShock 3 Wireless Controller for PlayStation 3 - Black
98% of customers recommend this product.
Best Buy won that round, at least for me, even at the higher price point. I was willing to drive somewhat out of my way to pick up in person. I've been using the controllers for a few days. No complaints so far.
This is how it starts. Ask Chipotle. Once trust is lost, it can be very difficult to get it back. I can't speak for others, but my trust is clearly fading.
Does Amazon's return policy solve the problem? Not exactly. First, it's annoying to have to return stuff. Second, Amazon may close your account if you return too much stuff. If the counterfeit problem continues to grow then things will certainly get interesting.
This is not the first time I've written about counterfeiting, and it won't be the last. Still haunted by my experience as a research assistant in college.
February 21, 2011
Counterfeit Wealth
Somebody, somewhere, is driving a car with at least one engine mount bolt made out of lead. I truly believe that.
I offer this story as a warning to those buying precious metals. If engine mount bolts can be faked, then anything can. To this day, I would not be able to tell the difference between the bolts without testing them. That's how good the fakes were.
Thursday, July 7, 2016
Exponential Trend Failure of the Day: Mortgage Debt / Deposits

Click to enlarge.
Two wizards you can always trust:
1. Wizard of Wharton. Jeremy Siegel warned savers to not lock in long-term interest rates five years ago. Other than a massively growing deposit glut and plummeting interest rates since then, it was sound advice!
2. Wizard of Sarcasmia. If you send him $100, then he is legally obligated, under current galactic law, to send you one bag of authentic Spanish doubloons weighing no less than 87 troy ounces. Get you some!
Source Data:
St. Louis Fed: Custom Chart
Sunday, June 19, 2016
Four Simple Solutions to Make Housing More Affordable
MarketWatch: Why there’s a new kind of housing crisis
The “crisis” is no longer defined by the layers of distress left behind after the subprime bubble burst, but about access to stable, affordable housing.
Simple government solutions exist.
1. Always lower interest rates faster than housing prices rise. That way mortgage payments will eventually fall to zero, and maybe even turn negative like the 30-year Swiss bond just did.
2. Always raise interest rates faster than housing prices fall. Push those prices low enough and people won't need a mortgage.
3. Always lower wages slower than housing prices fall. This one's tricky. It may feel like a deflationary depression. Been there, done that. Again.
4. Always raise wages faster than housing prices rise. This one's also tricky. It's tough to stop the bidding wars once workers have good money coming in. Then again, maybe much of the bidding will be confined to canned goods, toilet paper, ammunition, oil, and precious metals instead. In the name of housing affordability, one can always hope!
Surely, with the government's help of raising and lowering interest rates and wages randomly, some combination is eventually bound to create stable, affordable housing. Or not.
Despair.com: Government
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Saturday, June 11, 2016
How to Lose 5% in 36 Hours by Investing in Cheap Bank Stocks Ahead of the Next Fed Rate Hike
Kiplinger: 4 Cheap Bank Stocks to Buy Ahead of a Fed Rate Hike
For bank stocks, the future is all about the Federal Reserve.
1. CFG, $23.59, now $22.46, 4.8% loss.
2. COF, $73.83, now $70.04, 5.1% loss.
3. HBAN, $10.58, now $9.95, 6.0% loss.
4. SNV, $32.20, now $30.92, 4.0% loss.
Capital One Financial (COF) is near and dear to my heart. Not only do I have a savings account with them, but I followed them in the past. I stumbled onto Yahoo's message board in 2004, and for whatever reason, felt the need to offer bearish counterarguments to the resident bull's stream of reasons to be optimistic.
I shall offer an excerpt of one of those exchanges here.
April 4, 2007
Capital One Financial Corporation Message Board: Reply to What's Up???
"Employment is good..."
For what it is worth, since 1960 there have been only 2 periods when unemployment was officially lower.
1966 to 1969
1998 to 2000
Perhaps good employment isn't necessarily good for stocks. Neither of those periods were great times to buy stocks. For what it is worth, I'd prefer to buy stocks when employment stinks. At least then I'd know I was closer to the bottom than the top.
The same could be said of profit margins. They are doing very well these days. However, in a capitalist economy one would expect competition to erode the more profitable areas. Make too much money and other companies flood on in. Hey, that's just the way it is supposed to work. Is it not?
As you may recall, I've been watching COF since the summer of 2004. I was neither long nor short then, and I'm neither long nor short now. Being neither long nor short, in hindsight, wasn't such a bad plan.
I rode gold and silver from 2004 to 2006 so I wasn't exactly hurting. I'm now sitting in treasuries and crossing my fingers that the housing market does indeed hold up. I'm skeptical though. I heard an ad on the radio the other day trying to sell me a "vacation mortgage", no payments for 12 months. Go figure.
I doubt many care how much exposure Capital One has to subprime mortgages. They are a credit card company. Credit cards are unsecured, right? Maybe I'm missing something but what may look great right now might not look so good in a year or two.
So where are we now?
1. The unemployment rate is 4.7% compared to the 4.5% in April of 2007. That's very similar.
2. Profit margins are very good, just like they were in 2007.
3. Sitting on the sidelines watching COF has been very kind to me over the years. Had I invested in COF on April 4, 2007, my money would have grown at just 1% per year since then, counting dividends and splits.
4. Like 2007, I still no longer hold gold and silver. I could have done better by continuing to hold but I'm not complaining. That's especially true since my former precious metals dealer is currently seeking bankruptcy protection.
5. COF is still a credit card company. As in 2007, what might look good right now might not look so good in a year or two.
Neither long nor short. Just watching with a modest tingle of déjà vu.
And lastly, a 5% loss might not seem like much but investors in 5-year Treasury notes have to wait nearly the full 5 years to see a 5% gain. They also have to hope there is no inflation over the period if they want that gain to be real. That said, they're sleeping better than some this weekend. I have no doubts about that.
Friday, June 10, 2016
The Inconceivable Flight to Safety
TheStreet: Unprecedented ‘Flight to Safety’ a Major Warning for Global Stock Markets
The 'flight to safety' into U.S. Treasuries, gold and gold shares and utilities for their dividends has become unprecedented, which is a major warning for the stock markets around the world.
Never, in all my years, have I seen such a flight to safety!
The S&P 500 is off a whopping 2% from its all-time high! Inconceivable!
Money is pouring into Treasuries like it has for 35+ years! Inconceivable!
Gold and gold shares are being bid up yet again! Inconceivable!
Utility stocks, almost always popular for their dividends in spite of their debt, are popular yet again! Inconceivable!
In all seriousness, if this is what an unprecedented flight to safety looks like, just wait until there's an unprecedented panic to safety, lol. Sigh.
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Switzerland's Humanitarian Aid
CNN Money: Venezuela is running out of everything: Bread, sugar, toilet paper...
In order to get cash loans to pay for its debt, Venezuela has shipped $2.3 billion of gold to Switzerland so far this year as collateral, according to Swiss government import data.
Reminds me of a favorite quote.
What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. - Jack Handey
May 31, 2016
Los Angeles Times: It costs $150 to buy a dozen eggs in Venezuela right now
Yikes!
Saturday, May 28, 2016
First World Problem of the Day
Ad #1
Reaction: Microsoft is making Kenya a better place. Nice. I've seen this ad so many times in the past few days though. So many times. Mute. Avert eyes.
Ad #2
Reaction: Crap. Not that ad again. Continue to mute! Avert eyes!
Ad #3
Reaction: F#%k me. Turn phone upside down. Stare at it for 30 seconds in contempt.
Ad #4
Reaction: F%^k Microsoft. Up the #%^*ing #%^!!!
Ad #5
Reaction: Microsoft! To the last, I will grapple with thee! From hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
Hey, I'm no saint. I have my share of really stupid first world problems too. I own it. Hahaha! :)
P.S. Apologies to Microsoft shareholders. I didn't mean to imply that the advertising isn't 100% effective. Oh, it is. I assure you. Microsoft. Microsoft. Microsoft. Microsoft. Microsoft. See? Can't stop talking about the company which once sold me products. ;)
Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Wells Fargo Braces for ZIRP
Wells Fargo lowers targets for returns on equity, assets
Since Wells Fargo's 2014 guidance, it has taken actions to prepare for lower interest rates for a longer period of time. Banks typically do so by getting rid of assets that are sensitive to high rates, and shifting to assets that perform well during low rates. As a result, Wells Fargo said it will benefit less if interest rates suddenly jolt upward.
I wonder what prompted them to brace for a lower interest rate environment? Could it be their 0.01% Way2Save® Savings account? They must already have all the deposits they need, because they certainly aren't getting my money with that offer! Seriously.
Can you say deposit glut?
May 13, 2016
Dennis Gartman: I’m becoming more bullish on gold
The problem with low or negative interest rates is that they encourage people to take money out of banks and hold cash, which is deflationary, he added.
And yet, bank deposits continue to rise. Deposit glut I say. Deflationary I could buy, but the only bank run I see is running to the bank to deposit money. How else do you explain a 0.01% savings account even after the Fed raised rates?
Look. Who are you going to believe? Dennis Gartman talking on CNBC, on a Friday the 13th no less, or a random sarcastic anonymous barefooted sleep-deprived blogger on the internet posting from the comfort of his own couch? Oh, please. It's not even close at all! Dennis Gartman? You're insane! I am deeply offended!
Doesn't change my opinion though. Deposit glut. Makes it hard to make money off of money. Very hard. And it won't be getting any easier either. Sigh.
This is not investment advice.
Monday, May 16, 2016
China Is a Victim
Jim Rogers Says China Is a Victim, Not Cause of Problems
Yes, the victim. We used our vast military might to force China to make goods for us in exchange for useless paper dollars, completely against their will. Then, we sent over our "Hot Commodities" billionaire to convince them how wonderful both they are and commodities, in general. Next, we crashed that commodity bubble single-handedly thereby forcing them back into US dollars. And finally, knowing with 100% certainty that cash was trash, we started talking about the wonders of commodities yet again.
Poor China. Apparently, promised the world by a foreign power, and believed in every story we sent them with great naivety. We are clearly the masters of deceit, to trick a country that's been around pretty much since the invention of dirt.
May 12, 2016
China's commodities meltdown could rock the markets
One truly astonishing feature of this bout of speculation is that the average holding period of a commodity futures contract was just three hours in April, according to a Bloomberg article. That makes other speculative trading episodes look like long-term investing.
Even if one is wrongly imprisoned, a victim of our system so to speak, then this still might not be the best time to bend over and reach for that bar of soap. We have a long history of #%^*ing China up the asset classes, or so I'm told.
Just a few questions. How on earth did we ever convince them to send us so many actual goods for cash that we can easily print? Is it because they were desperate for our jobs? Why won't they spend their dollars on our goods and services instead of hoarding them? What are they waiting for? Yet another commodity meltdown and a new entry point for even more speculation?
My heart goes out to the victims of the ELEMENTS Rogers International Commodity ETN, down roughly 50% since its inception just before the Great Recession. Half the soap is gone. But don't you worry, Jim Rogers is teaching his daughters Chinese. You should too. When a billion Chinese victims apply for your soon-to-be-automated job, you don't want to be left behind.
In all seriousness, can't we all just get along? There is no reason that we can't all be victims, together. Let us look forward to the day that all factories are automated, all Amazon fulfillment centers are automated, automated drones deliver all the goods directly to our homes, and all profits and wages go directly to the top 1 percent. It's utopia, assuming we cut the taxes of the richest to somehow magically pay for all of it, or at the very least simply borrow the money ad infinitum. What could possibly go wrong?




