Elon Musk’s Idea of Work

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While working, surf the Internet and post your thoughts! Be the productivity change you want to see in the world!

100% Trust in Financial Institutions

These 5-star reviews for a major online mobile banking app can't be wrong!

I'd say which Apple app it is, but since all 3 of the mobile online banking apps I use have similarly stellar reviews, it seems fairly obvious that we can trust them all. Yes, sir. The days of unethical behavior, deceiving practices, and outright fraud are all clearly behind us!

The illusion of prosperity is dead! Long live the illusion of prosperity!!

The Sarcasm Report v.291

February 8, 2023
lifehacker: The Biggest Mistakes People Make When Trying to Eat Healthy

Eating enough to stay healthy is important, and eating enough protein is a big part of that.

And if you continue to scroll down after reading that article...

February 10, 2023
lifehacker: Get Free Wendy's Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers Until Sunday

You can only get one per visit, but you can visit as many times as your stomach desires.

Bacon, cheese, and beef sure are great protein sources! Visit as many times as your stomach desires! You know, for your health! Woohoo! ;)

Elondriel’s Next Motivational Speech

In place of Twitter you would have a King! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the seven cent Doge! Treacherous as the SpaceX! Stronger than the foundations of Tesla! All shall love me and despair!

Cancel Cultured Redux

November 17, 2022
The Guardian: Twitter user gets account back after ban for ‘intimate’ image of meteor

“It was not offensive or pornographic at all,” said McIntyre. “It was just a meteor.”

Been there, done that. It was just a puppy! It was just a circle! Ignorance of the social media law is no defense.

The social media law could not be any more clear. Do not post content that could potentially offend any human, either real or imagined.

Here is a concrete example of what not to post:

Very offensive. Don't do that. ;)

Cancel Cultured

I bought a pretty fantastic magnetic tool on Amazon for drawing circles. Amazon pestered me to leave reviews, so I opted to comply. After submitting the following one sentence glowing review with this video demonstrating the product in all of its glory, Amazon deleted all of my reviews and has warned me to follow their guidelines. By the way, ignoring these guidelines can apparently lead to my account being suspended. Since I own Kindle books and am not much of a risk taker, no more Amazon reviews from me. Ever.

Welcome to social media dystopian crazy metropolis, which is a few steps up from crazy town. We've come a long way since the days I deleted my Twitter account for being shadow banned due to posting puppy pictures. A long, long way. You don't even need to incite an insurrection. Progress!

We are so headed down the doom scrolling dystopian path, and with it the illusion of prosperity will surely prosper. The illusion that is, not so much the prosperity. Sigh.

Massive Economic Uncertainty Continues

So many consumer surveys, but none of them ask the key questions for the next year:
- How much did you accumulate in savings during the pandemic?
- How much do you have left?
- How much of that do you intend to spend?
Without the answers, forecast margins of error are *massive.*

Twitter: Ian Shepherdson

Great questions. Too bad the Fed Chairman can't see the answers.

Jerome “The Earl” Powell

The following chart shows the unemployment rate minus the 12-month percentage change in the median CPI. I have added long-term trend lines in red and a short-term arrow in green.

I looked at Earl and his eyes was wide
His lip was curled, and his leg was fried
And his hand was froze to the wheel
Like a tongue to a sled in the middle of a blizzard

I says, Earl, "I'm not the type to complain
But the time has come for me to explain
That if you don't apply some brake real soon
They're gonna have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon"

Net Worth to Total Debt Ratio

The following chart shows household and nonprofit organization net worth divided by total debt in all sectors.

As seen using the red channel, this 60-year linear trend has failed by a large amount in the aftermath of the Great Recession. Epic failure, actually. Should have more of them. Never before has so much additional prosperity been generated by so little additional debt.

Of course, not everyone believes that fairy tales always have happy endings. Here's a scary fable involving bears that's just in time for Halloween.

Net worth has been falling rapidly lately, thanks to the stock and bond markets. We'd be back in the channel if it were to fall another 30% or so, assuming it were to continue to happen rather quickly. And what would be quicker than rapidly rising mortgage rates combined with million dollar homes?

Of course, there's another way to get back in the trend channel. Total credit market debt outstanding is only $91.2 trillion. Yes, only $91.2 trillion. A pittance, really. If we were to quickly increase it by 40% then back in the "safety" of the declining channel we would be. Think what we could do with all that free money! Here's an idea. A $36 trillion Halloween party in the name of world peace! Everyone on the planet could be invited. Nobody goes home empty handed. Woohoo!

Please don't confuse my love of gallows humor for sarcasm, nor my love of sarcasm for gallows humor. It's both. It's almost always both these days, lol. Sigh.

Whip Inflation Now!

The following chart shows the natural log of the 30-year Treasury yield. When using natural logs, constant exponential growth (or decay) is seen as a straight line. I have added long-term trend lines in red and a short-term trend arrow in green.

Will the long-term trend ultimately prevail? Trapped in a world of nearly permanent ZIRP?

Will the short-term trend break everything? Housing! Stocks! Bonds! Employment!

Will it be a combination of both? Or neither?

Stay tuned for the next exciting and terrifying episode of...

Global Devolution!

Job Openings Per Capita

Pop goes the weasel.

Soft Landing?

The following is a chart of QQQ using a log scale. I have added a long-term trend channel in red.

Chart courtesy of StockCharts.com.

THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN!!

BRACE FOR EMERGENCY SOFT LANDING!!!

Metaverse Real Estate Gallows Humor

As seen in the image below, I just did an Internet search for "metaverse real estate prices" and I feel the need to share the results.

It's a rare treat to stumble upon such a rewarding gem. Do I keep searching? Do I read the two articles that I found? No, I'm good. I think my questions have been fully answered, lol.

This search was inspired by today's tweet from @MacroAlf:

Thoughts and prayers to people who took a mortgage to buy real estate in the Metaverse.

Mark Twain once said, "Buy land, they're not making it anymore." Too bad he's not still around to offer his thoughts on imaginary land, lol.

Food at Home

The following chart shows the natural log of the consumer price index for food at home. When using natural logs, constant exponential growth is seen as a straight line. I have added a long-term trend channel in green, a steeper short-term trend line in blue (heading into the Great Recession), and an even steeper short-term channel in red (our current trajectory).

The stock market sure doesn't like it. Not one bit. Isn't feeling all that confident about a soft landing. Starting to wonder why the captain's warning of "some pain" while wearing a parachute?

It's not all bad news. Hey, at least we're sitting in the middle of the long-term trend channel. Small comfort, I know.

Illusion of Rationality

The following chart compares the yield of the 20-year Treasury bond (in black) to the average of the 10-year and 30-year Treasury bonds (in red).

Current Yields

10-Year: 3.37%
20-Year: 3.76%
30-Year: 3.53%

The 20-year Treasury bond currently yields a whopping 0.31% more than the average of the 10-year and 30-year Treasury bonds. How likely is that rational?

You could use rational arguments to convince me to sell TLT and take my losses, but don't you dare tell me to sell 20-year Treasury bonds and buy 10-year and 30-year Treasury bonds instead, while simultaneously p$*sing down my back while claiming it's raining. No sir, of all the bonds I'd think about selling right now, the 20-year Treasury bond would be near the very bottom of the list. But hey, maybe that's just me.

The Clown Horn Report v.003

August 31, 2022
CNBC: Who wants to be a billionaire? 6 in 10 Americans strive to be mega-wealthy, report finds

Six in 10 adults say they even want to become a billionaire one day, according to a recent report.

If 60% of Americans get their wish, then hello hyperinflation. Talk about unintended wish consequences.

Some 44% of U.S. adults believe they have the available tools to become billionaires, largely fueled by speculative investments such as cryptocurrencies, according to the Harris Poll’s recent Americans and Billionaires Survey.

Gone is the old school illusion of prosperity era. All hail the new and improved delusion of prosperity era! 44% can't be wrong!!

Retail Trade Employment per Capita

The good news, if you can call it that, is that we've managed to climb back to the declining trend line in red. Here's the reaction from our cat Dexter:

It's the same look he has when hunting buggies, birbs, bees, and bagholders. Okay, maybe not bagholders. He's just a cat, not a Wall Street professional trader. In a world of predators, it's easy to forget that.

In all seriousness, it would be an understatement to say that I am not optimistic about where retail trade employment heads from here. The short-term recovery tailwinds are gone. The long-term automation headwinds remain. May we live in dangerously interesting times. Sigh.

The Sarcasm Report v.290

May 26, 2022
Gizmodo: California Startup Raises $13 Million to Harvest Platinum From Asteroids

Tempting investment idea, but wouldn't it be better to invest just 442 bitcoin (at $29,420 each) to harvest more bitcoin right down here on earth?

If there's one thing this world really needs, it's even more cryptocurrency.

The Growing Power of Our Lender of Last Resort

Federal debt divided by all debt:

Back in the trend channel and looking good!

Brace for Impact

The following chart shows the natural log of the consumer price index for food and beverages. When using natural logs, constant exponential growth is seen as a straight line. I have added green and red trend lines to show how the growth has changed.

This is your captain. While a soft landing is still theoretically possible, please brace for impact. Place your feet firmly on the floor, tuck your arms and elbows close to your sides, bend over your thighs as tightly as possible, and tuck your head as closely as possible to the surface you are most likely to strike when slammed forward. Thank you for choosing to fly with Federal Reserve Airlines. We hope you have enjoyed your flight, the upcoming landing notwithstanding.