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The naysayers thought this economy couldn't create parabolic growth in hard science research again? This chart proves they were wrong! Parabolic growth indeed! Prosperity, baby. That's what I'm talking about.
In all seriousness, now that we have solved all of life's mysteries, we can usher in a new dark age of innuendo, hearsay, rumors, speculation, gossip, whispers, laundry balls, secrecy, suspicions, conspiracies, closed door meetings, eye witness testimony, faith, beliefs, Dianetics, intelligent design, opinions, trust, confidence, assurances, suppositions, conjectures, guesswork, presumptions, assumptions, astrology, séances, crystal healing, bloodletting, snake oil, colon cleansing, urine therapy, psychic surgery, channeling, ESP, ancient astronautics, perpetual motion, free energy, brainwashing, parapsychology, superstitions, paganism, rituals, sacrifices, old wives' tales, fishermen stories, chance, coincidences, mystic arts, the dismal sciences, illusionary prosperity, Mad Money, Fast Money, and last but not least, misinterpreted sarcasm!!
Whew! *deep breath*
Doesn't that sound wonderful?
November 25, 2014
The Onion: Nation Doesn’t Know If It Can Take Another Bullshit Speech About Healing
“I honestly don’t know if I’m physically capable of listening to another community leader recite the same unbearable garbage about how it’s time for an open and honest dialogue.”
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