The Sarcasm Report v.250

April 6, 2016
Labor Department rule sets new standards for retirement advice

Some companies facing higher administrative costs may feel pressure to drop clients with low account balances, say below $50,000, which may no longer be as profitable with fewer commissions.

What? The tapeworm cannot thrive if it cannot continue to draw the necessary nutrients from its host!



Okay, I admit it. Bad analogy. The tapeworm thing is spot-on but the video is way over the top. It's actually going to make me cry, again. Apologies for sending the sarcasm to the darkest place. I have absolutely ruined a perfectly good joke.